˙sʎɐʍ ıpǝɾ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ɹɐılıɯɐɟ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ puɐ ǝɔɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝƃpǝlʍouʞ ǝɥʇ ʎpnʇs oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq llıʍ sʞoʍǝ ˙ɥʇıs ǝɹoɔpɹɐɥ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq plnoɔ noʎ uɐǝɯ ʇou sǝop ɹɐǝq ʎlppnɔ ǝlʇʇıl ʎɹɹnɟ ɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ ǝsnɐɔǝq ʇsnɾ ˙suoıssǝɟoɹd ʍǝu ɹǝʌoɔsıp oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq oʇ sʞoʍǝ ʇuɐʍ ǝʍ

  ˙sʇdǝɔuoɔ puɐ sǝssǝɔoɹd lɐɔıuɐɥɔǝɯ ǝldɯıs ɥʇıʍ ʎƃolouɥɔǝʇ pǝɔuɐʌpɐ oʇ pǝsodxǝ uǝɥʍ sɹǝuɹɐǝl ʞɔınb ǝq oʇ uʍoɥs ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ˙sǝlɔıɥǝʌ sɐ sʞopɹoq puɐ 'suoƃɐʍ ǝlʇʇɐq 'sɹǝpılƃ ƃuɐɥ ǝsn oslɐ puɐ 'suodɐǝʍ sɐ sƃuıls puɐ sɹɐǝds ǝsn ʎǝɥʇ ˙ʎƃolouɥɔǝʇ ǝƃɐ ǝuoʇs ʇsɐd pǝssǝɹƃoɹd ʎlʇuǝɹɐddɐ ʇou ǝʌɐɥ sʞoʍǝ ǝɥʇ 'sʇlndɐʇɐɔ puɐ sɹǝpılƃ uǝpooʍ sɐ ɥɔns ʎƃolouɥɔǝʇ ǝʌıʇıɯıɹd ɟo uoıʇɔnɹʇsuoɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ lɐʌıʌɹns ʇsǝɹoɟ uı pǝllıʞs ʎlǝɯǝɹʇxǝ ɥƃnoɥʇlɐ ˙ƃuıɥʇolɔ ǝpnɹɔ ɹıǝɥʇ uo uoıʇɐʇuǝɯɐuɹo sɐ sllnʞs ǝɥʇ puɐ 'slooʇ sɐ ʎǝɹd uǝllɐɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo sǝuoq ǝɥʇ ǝsn sʞoʍǝ ǝɥʇ 'ǝɔɐɹ lɐɔıʇɔɐɹd puɐ ʇuǝıɔıɟɟǝ uɐ ˙spıouɐɯnɥ ɹǝɥʇo ɟo ɥsǝlɟ ǝɥʇ uo ƃuıʇsɐǝɟ ɯoɹɟ sʞoʍǝ ʇuǝʌǝɹd uɐɔ poƃ ɟo ɥʇɐɹʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹɐǝɟ ǝɥʇ ʎluo ˙ɔıʇsılɐqıuuɐɔ ǝq oʇ uʍouʞ llǝʍ ǝɹɐ sʞoʍǝ 'ǝɹoɟǝɹǝɥʇ

 ˙ɹǝʇunoɔuǝ ʇsɹıɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ʇɐ sʞoʍǝ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇsɐǝɟ ɐ ƃuıɯoɔǝq pıoʌɐ ʎlʍoɹɹɐu ɐɔɔɐqʍǝɥɔ puɐ olos uɐɥ 'ɹǝʞlɐʍʎʞs ǝʞnl ˙uoıʇdo pooɟ ǝlqɐıʌ ɐ pǝɹǝpısuoɔ sɐʍ ʎǝɹd ʇuǝıʇuǝs 'ǝʇɐɔıpuı ıpǝɾ ǝɥʇ ɟo uɹnʇǝɹ ǝıʌoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇuǝʌǝ ǝɥʇ sɐ puɐ 'snoɹoʌıuɹɐɔ ǝɹɐ sʞoʍǝ ˙ʎǝɹd snoıɹɐʌ ɥɔʇɐɔ oʇ sdɐɹʇ ʇǝs puɐ ʇunɥ oʇ ɹoolɟ ʇsǝɹoɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ ƃuıɹnʇuǝʌ uʍoɥs ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ˙sǝǝɹʇ pǝɔɐds ʎlǝsolɔ ǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq sɯɹoɟʇɐld uo ʇlınq sǝƃɐllıʌ uı 'sʇsǝɹoɟ s,uooɯ ǝɯoɥ ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo sǝǝɹʇ ǝɥʇ ƃuoɯɐ ɥƃıɥ ǝʌıl sʞoʍǝ

 ˙sƃuıpunoɹɹns ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ɹɐılıɯɐɟ ƃuıʇʇǝƃ sı ǝloɹ ʇsɹıɟ ɹnoʎ 'ʞoʍǝ uɐ sɐ ʇno ʇɹɐʇs noʎ uǝɥʍ ˙ʎɐpoʇ sı ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ǝq ʇou plnoʍ sɹɐʍ ɹɐʇs 'ʞoʍǝ ǝɥʇ ʇnoɥʇıʍ 'ʇɔɐɟ uı ˙ǝsɹǝʌıun sɹɐʍ ɹɐʇs ǝɥʇ uı sǝssɐlɔ ɔıuoɔı ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ˙sǝɹnʇɐǝɹɔ ǝlʇʇıl ʎɹɹnɟ ǝsoɥʇ sǝʌol ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ¡ʞoʍǝ ǝɥʇ

¡pǝlɐǝʌǝɹ ǝɔɐɹ ʍǝu

 ˙ɟlǝsʇı ǝɯɐƃ lɐnʇɔɐ ǝɥʇ ǝsɐǝlǝɹ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎllɐǝɹ ɹǝʌǝu ǝʍ 'ƃuıssǝnƃ ɯǝɥʇ dǝǝʞ ǝʍ sɐ ƃuol sɐ ˙ǝlqɐɹoɯǝɯ puɐ lnɟʎoɾ ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ oɯɯ ǝɥʇ sǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ ǝnbıuɥɔǝʇ ɐ s,ʇı ˙ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʎɐld ǝzısɐʇuɐɟ oʇ ǝldoǝd ʇuɐʍ llıʇs ǝʍ '2102 ʎq puǝ oʇ pǝʇɔǝdxǝ sı plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɥʇ uǝʌǝ ˙ƃuıɯɐƃ ɟo uoıʇɐɹǝuǝƃ ʍǝu ǝloɥʍ ɐ ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ oʇ sɹǝʎɐld ɹno ʇuɐʍ ǝʍ ˙1202 ɹɐǝʎ ǝɥʇ ǝsoɥɔ ǝʍ uosɐǝɹ ɐ s,ǝɹǝɥʇ

:ǝsɐǝlǝɹ ssǝɹd lɐɔıɟɟo s,ǝɹɐʍoıq

 ¡1202 sı ǝʇɐp ǝsɐǝlǝɹ pǝʇɔǝdxǝ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐpoʇ pǝɔunouuɐ ǝɹɐʍoıq ¡ʇɥƃıɹ s,ʇɐɥʇ

¡ʍolǝq ʇno ʇı ʞɔǝɥɔ ˙ǝɔɐɹ ʇsǝʍǝu ɹıǝɥʇ puɐ ǝʇɐp ǝsɐǝlǝɹ ǝɥʇ ƃuıssnɔsıp ƃuıuɹoɯ sıɥʇ ɹǝılɹɐǝ ǝɔuǝɹǝɟuoɔ ssǝɹd ɐ pɐɥ ǝɹɐʍoıq

TRANSLATION FOR HUMANS: 

Bioware had a press conference earlier this morning discussing the release date and their newest race. Check it out below!

That's right! Bioware announced today that the expected release date is 2021!

Bioware's Offical Press Release:

There's a reason we chose the year 2021. We want our players to experience a whole new generation of gaming. Even though the world is expected to end by 2012, we still want people to fantasize about playing the game. It's a technique that makes the mmo experience joyful and memorable. As long as we keep them guessing by releasing video documentaries and comic stuff, we never really have to release the actual game itself.

New Race Revealed!

The Ewok! Everyone loves those furry little creatures. They are one of the most iconic classes in the star wars universe. In fact, without the ewok, star wars would not be what it is today. When you start out as an ewok, your first role is getting familiar with your surroundings.

Ewoks live high among the trees of their home moon's forests, in villages built on platforms between the closely spaced trees. They are shown venturing to the forest floor to hunt and set traps to catch various prey. Ewoks are carnivorous, and as the events of the movie Return of the Jedi indicate, sentient prey was considered a viable food option. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Chewbacca narrowly avoid becoming a feast for the Ewoks at their first encounter.

Therefore, Ewoks are well known to be cannibalistic. Only the fear of the wrath of God can prevent Ewoks from feasting on the flesh of other humanoids. An efficient and practical race, the Ewoks use the bones of their fallen prey as tools, and the skulls as ornamentation on their crude clothing. Although extremely skilled in forest survival and the construction of primitive technology such as wooden gliders and catapults, the Ewoks have not apparently progressed past stone age technology. They use spears and slings as weapons, and also use hang gliders, battle wagons, and bordoks as vehicles. They are shown to be quick learners when exposed to advanced technology with simple mechanical processes and concepts. 

We want Ewoks to be able to discover new professions. Just because you are a furry little cuddly bear does not mean you could become a hardcore sith. Ewoks will be able to study the knowledge of the force and to become familiar with the jedi ways. 

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